Who’s favored to win the NBA Finals? With all due respect to the bookies, the traditional metrics are too narrow. Three-point percentage. Offensive rebounds-per-game. Points-per-possession. It’s 2024 people! Time to broaden the focus. To consider which team deserves to win — not because of athletic prowess, but because they play for a city that has, say, the more tasteful hair, or the proper attitude toward McMansions.
So let’s put aside existing match-ups and focus on what really matters to determine the rightful champs. And yes, in some cases, we’re going beyond Boston and Dallas city limits and judging the entire state.